Thursday, September 25, 2008 Y

Bullcrap!

I am fucking bz today

Like 11 periods straight...

Its really not funny!

URGHHHH!

Gonna accompany hubby to CGH later....

PEACE OUT!

Tuesday, September 23, 2008 Y

Dearest....

HAPPY BELATED 9TH MONTHSERY HUBBY!!!

Time passes by so fast...=)

Thursday, September 18, 2008 Y

Entangled

Dear SPH....pls adopt me for 2 years or so, I need some love & guidance....
I promise to be a reliable and dutiful daughter (If you pay me good that
is Haha) Ok cut the bullcrap!

By the by, today no more eat snake hor....so busy walau weh...but then ah
they always make mistakes over the periods! URGHHH!!! and like usual
I have to be superhero and attend to the matter MYSELF! just like the first
day of school...its ok I hold no grudges because its still in the holy month
of Ramadhan....Gagaga! And besides, they are those here who made my
day always...Janah...jgn kembang hokay! =D

Lessons gonna start preety soon and today there will be performing arts
again for the sec 1 express classes...wonder what its gonna be today...so
yeah...I'm gonna make my way to BHG bugis later to recky for Hari Raya
heels. Girls...there are no such things as Too Many Shoes OK! WAKAKA!
And oh yeah buka with hubby later at his place...=) Till then TATA! Muackz!

Wednesday, September 17, 2008 Y

Dalai Lama...

The name speaks for itself, I shall not proceed on with the details. HAHA!

Oh yeah...the aftermath of having so many free periods was to complete

a Dalai Lama-----An ultra LAME personality test which I had done it a

few years back but since I really do not have anything productive to do,

I decided to try it out again. All thanks to Nart for forwarding it to me.

So after wasting my life away for approximately 10 mins, this was what

the All-Hail Dalai Lama concluded.........*Drum Roll Pls.....*

PRIORITIES

1- Family

2- Career

3- Love

4- Pride-----Hmmm....subjective....Haha!

5- Money-----YEAH RIGHT!

IMPLICATION

-Dirty (Personality)------WTH!!! WAKAKAKA!!! =D

-Cute (Partner's personality)------BLUEK!

-Filty (The portrayal of my enermies)-----Oh so true.....

-Sexy (My view of sex)-----Walau weh so clich'e sex=sexy....LAME!

-Calm (My Life)-----I wish upon a star....

-Syaza (Someone I will never forget)-----Mana bisa lupa dong....hehe!

-Fad (A true friend)-----CEDEBAH!!!!

-A'an (Someone I really love)-----AWWWWWWW.....=P

-Papa (My twin soul)-----Oh behold such irony....

-Kakak (Someone I will remember for the rest of my life)-----DURH!

Wokay! so how? reliable not this test? HAHAKZ! 50/50 lar hor....so yeah

I shall continue exploiting the priviledge that has been bestowed on me

Wakakakaka! Btw started lesson at 9 and ended at 9.30 and thanks to

the instructor for being able to control the class reasonably well so I just

stayed in till 9.15....GEREK KAPPE!!! =D Ok CHIOAZ!!! Oh wait up....!

MEET THE MAN!!!

*Quote of the day:

"We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace

with ourselves. " (This unfortunately doesn't apply to me, at least not at

this point of time)

Tuesday, September 16, 2008 Y

DIET COKE

Contradictions here and there driving me nuts. WTH...u want to drink
coke just drink lah...why consume diet coke??? Coke or diet coke still
unhealthy right walau weh....then somemore not so nice...I heard its
unhealthier as compared to the normal coke because there's this element
in it which they use in replacement of sugar which in turn makes it worse
so people just consume vanilla coke lar hor...its nicer anyway...ok cut the
crap! HAHA!

I'm BORED lah walau weh...my previous entry so retard one ok, no spacing! Perhaps its too long or whatever lah ekh so sorry hor haha! Now in school durhhh...and the students funny one leh....asked stupid questions...need
not say here lar ok...too many to handle haha! Going to Geylang again
later in the evening with hubby to get another of his outfit.....haisey
so vain one.....and oh yes my lense is continuously giving me eye-ache
(got such word not? haha) why siah....like this must go laser soon lah!
ok whatever imma....bleah!

And today so chill ok...lessons starts at 12 and end at 2...good hor...and
12 to 1.30 is performing arts wooohoooo! =D So yeah gotta go preety soon
and oh yes I've forgotten to make an appointment with the salon for my
shiseido rebonding session today, oh shit!!! ok I better do it now...
ok tata! MUACCKZZ!

Monday, September 15, 2008 Y

Peter Pipper Pick a Peck of Pickled Pepper

HAPPY 20th Bday FAD!!! =D

(OMG orange for Fad's sake!)

You're lucky my laptop is down so yeah no featuring of ugly spastic faces

today...Wooohoooo! =D Oh yeah speaking of that, I can now officially declare

that my beloved laptop has died and is now burning in hell! AHHHH!!! All

datas gone!!! KNN CCB! My pics leh....=(

By the by Syawal is approaching and I just bought my kebaya yesterday.

Going with silver this year. Damn its hard to find that bloody colour and

hubby had to deliberately add fuel to the fire by being one fussy king! Hmph!

NO First Lady, NO 2nd Chance , NO Pasar Malam so thanks hor 275 bucks

for a pathetic over-exagerating outfit and 30 bucks discount does not help

me ease the pain of yet another humongous hole in my pocket after I willingly

(on the external surface) paid up 2k for just a 10 session massage thingy.

Ook now I badly need a financial consultant. GAGAGA!

So any recomendations of what laptop I should grab??? And pls DO NOT

recommend me the tiny weeny ones as I need a large screen for my poor

eyesight....750 for each eye....YES people I am semi-blind...BLEAHZZZZ...

And this morning, I am gladly, honourably, pleasantly appalled (NOT!) by

the special appearance of my previous close male acquaintance in my

"Who viewed me" list. Damn it! can he just get away from my life...?! as in

totally shhhhhoooo away! and that goes to every of you himbos out there

who just have to know what's going on in my life. My apology if you think I

sound like a snobish bitch now but pls lar ekh give me a break. I do not owe anything to all you useless fucks.

I had so much in mind, so little time so I see you tmr lar hor...so good hor

come to sch can access to free internet, I should just turn this sch into my

permanent cyber cafe Huahuahuahua! or perhaps I should have just taken

up the BA in Ed. so I can get hold of a free laptop HAHAKZ! So yeah tmr

gonna be my 100000001th rebonding session hahakz! Going with Shiseido

this time...and yeah meeting Syaza after sch today so till then TATA!!!! =D

Monday, September 08, 2008 Y

SHRUGGGHHHZZZZ....

Can somebody get me a new laptop? Preferbly the pinky one. =p

Can you believe it I'm in the teacher's lounge now...Hahaha! yeah here I am
back in school to teach urrrrrghhhh....and using Shakira's laptop kwang3....meeting Syaza later and maybe Hubby will join us for buka in Geylang....Omg I think my fast batal already leh...bacause I just vomitted
while I was shitting a while ago...ok disgusting I know....WAKAKAKAKAKA!
can't help it man the ladies in the staff room is the most comfortable public
toilet I've ever sat my butts upon, just like home...Awwww....ape aku mepek ni....HAHAHAHAHA! :D

And well today is the most slackest day people.....u know what? I will start
my lesson at 1pm and end at 1.30pm then I get the fcuk out of this school!
WTH right....so 65 bucks to enjoy the air-con and cosy chair and free internet
Wakakakaka! but then again what is 65 bucks when you have to face cheeky
rotten monkies in school....bleahzzzz!!! and not forgetting ugly smelly dying
nyonya!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!! *FAINTZ*

Ok...lesson gonna start preety soon....btw to Syaza yeye dah tua! Dah tk leh
gi arcade lagi k! Hehe! oh yeah last friday was Awesome! at last a decent pic
of the 5 of us....oh yeah Hubby,U looking sexy on stage! WAKAKAKAKA!
Thanks hor peeps for the wonderful belated bday surprise...and thanks for supporting Joey's gig hehe!pics will be uploaded when pinky laptop comes to me.HAHA! KLAH CHIOAZZZZ!!! OMG!!!! WAIT! Someone just spurred water
on me! KNN!

Tuesday, September 02, 2008 Y

BLEAH!

My laptop decided to be one hell of a bitch! Stupid shit "D" virus so sorry
for the delay of updates on my birthday celebration yeah Booohoooo...=(
(And Syaza stop thinking of bra cups ok) =D So here I am in my bro
house listening to Qiqish singing Rihanna songs....my niece gonna grow
up to be a Bimbo *sob-sob*

On a positive note, bro is quiting his teaching career at MOE for good.
10 YEARS and he decided to duped it *tears rolling down* Haha!
Initially, he managed to secure a managerial post at Fed-Ex but since he
doesn't know a shit about all these delivery and stuffs, he decided to wave
goodbye to it and pls don't ask me how he managed to get the post in the
first place Wakakakaka! OTAK PENIPU LAH TU! BUBBLE KING!!!

So what now??? Well...seems like bro is destined to be a "Guider" (PUKES)
So that lucky chap gonna make his way to US for a few weeks course to be
a........................................*DRUM ROLL PLS*.................................................

LECTURER IN NTU LAR SEY!

NAHBEY. I forgo my BA in ED and now bro is gonna be one of the monsters
there. Luckily not lectuting for that course or I'll kil him because its gonna
be ironic for someone to complete the killer 5 years bond then educate
people in the course he hated most and gotten himself into 10 bloody
dreadful years. Wakakaka! What a joke! So Nurul, look out for Mr Osman.

Ok now I shall wait patiently for buka and yeah gonna help Bibik to cook
Hehehe! Ohhhh...have I told you Bibik made my life so much easier
because now she can look after Qiqish and Dan when I'm not aroud. For
the benefit of some ignorant bastards, NO those two are not my children,
they are my niece and nephew and I do not have a short-gun marriage.

NAHBEY.

Ok I better stop here or I will have to break my fast soon! WAKAKAKAKA!